One of my core beliefs is that you can learn everything you need to know about a man by the way he handles a string of Christmas lights. When confronted with tangled cords, burned-out bulbs, and hanging hassles, does he joyfully whistle “Deck the Halls,” or does he get red-faced, start swearing, and send the dogs running off in search of a rescue? Throw a ladder, icy conditions, and electricity into the mix and you are asking for a trip to the emergency room.
Another test of a man, and any human for that matter, is whether they know where their skills end and another person’s begins. Yes, I am talking to you up there on the ladder!
“Holiday lights are all about creating festive cheer, but untangling wires and climbing ladders can quickly go from falalalala to bah-humbug and in some cases risk,” said Angie Hicks, owner of Angi (formerly Angie’s List), a national home services platform that matches homeowners with service professionals in their area.
I was cheered to hear her online service has been bustling since Thanksgiving as more homeowners than ever are looking for professional holiday light installers in their area. “This is a smart move given that some of the most common and serious injuries around the home involve ladders,” said Hicks. “People climb up and stretch too far, stand on the top step, or don’t have a spotter, and next thing Boom!”
According to a recent survey by Angi, 67% of homeowners plan to put up holiday lights this year. Of those who put up lights last year, 81% reported running into snags such as tangled lights, burned-out bulbs, trouble securing their lights properly, and blown electrical circuits.
Hicks recalls one Christmas at her house when the holiday lights overloaded the circuits and her family spent Christmas eve in the dark waiting for an electrician. “Most people don’t understand how much electricity their lights are pulling,” she said.
That frustration is largely why this year, 42% of those putting up outdoor lights are considering hiring professional help. Depending on the complexity and scope of work, homeowners can expect to pay from $200 to $1000 for most projects, Hicks said. The price can include putting lights up, maintaining them, taking them down, and sometimes storing them. Timely takedown is key: 31% of decorating homeowners surveyed admitted they’ve left lights up longer than intended. In other words, they are that neighbor.
In the years I’ve had holiday lights on the roof of my two-story homes, I hired professionals. I’ve generally liked my husband enough to not want him scaling a 30-foot ladder. A few years ago, however, we stopped making a big light production of our house not only to save the $1,000 expense, but also because the lights were constantly blowing, maintenance was poor (I’d rather have no lights than a bad look.) and the workers were sketchy.
That’s what we get for hiring a guy who zipped up one day on a Vespa who was hanging lights in the neighborhood. He added holiday stress rather than reduced it.
When I shared this story with Hicks, she assured me that before allowing a business to join Angi’s Certified network, her team performs a criminal background check on company owners and has them attest to having proper licenses. “Homeowners, however, still need to do their own due diligence and ask for proof of insurance,” she said.
In a nutcracker, today’s holiday message is this. Before you get up on the rooftop or find someone you love dangling from a rain gutter, consider putting some of your holiday budget toward hiring a professional light installer. Some jobs are just not worth killing yourself over. Hanging Christmas lights is one. Here, said Hicks, are the reasons to consider hiring a pro:
· Avoid risk. “The main reason more homeowners are choosing to hire a pro to put up and take down lights is safety,” Hicks said. Seriously, folks, how are you ever going to make it down the chimney with both your arms in casts.
· Stay current. Decorative holiday lighting is getting more sophisticated, requiring more expertise. As the displays get more elaborate (thanks in part to peer pressure), installation gets more complicated, and requires more expertise. According to the Angi survey, 21% of homeowners who put up lights last year said friendly competition with neighbors was a factor.
· Mind the warranty. Some lighting companies, such as those offering permanent trim lighting, which stays up year-round and lets you change light colors for the holiday, will not honor the product’s warranty if it is installed by anyone other than an authorized dealer. In other words, DIY installers may lose warranty protection.
· Eliminate stress. Hiring a pro to install, maintain and take down lights reduces stress and saves marriages. Take my word for it.
· Save time: With holiday schedules already packed, homeowners who outsource outdoor decorating can spend less time feeling like the Grinch and more time celebrating the season.
· Get a better look. No offense, but no one wants their house to scream, “Look! We put up the lights ourselves!” Save yourself the embarrassment.
CAPTION: Seasonal Safety — When decking your halls this season, consider hiring a professional holiday light installer to avoid seasonal stress, injury and a bad look. Photo courtesy of Getty Images/Angi.